Oh, that’d be the best Balthazar/Crowley fic ever.
ijustliketoreadandlearnandthink:
Crowley: *is conducting important demonly business*
Random Demon: Who are you?
Balthazar: *snarkily* I am his Mistress of the Night.
Random Demon: … What?
Crowley: Shut up.
Balthazar: His Dark Queen, if you will.
Crowley: Balthazar, stop it.
Balthazar: I am a paragon of demonic-angelic beauty.
Crowley: Balthaz-
Balthazar: I AM THE SWAN QUEEN.
I WAS DRINKING AND WATER WENT OUT OF MY NOSE WHEN I READ THE LAST LINE. SERIOUSLY?
(via asspiringdictionary)
