AGENTS OF SHIELD FULL TRAILER.
DON’T TOUCH LOLA.
the only thing worse than your otp dying
is half of your otp dying
And on the eighth day, god invented fix-it fic for exactly that reason.
And on the ninth day, a fandom that just refuses to believe it and continues denying it until the creators go, “Okay, screw it, FINE. HE’S ALIVE. LEAVE US ALONE, DAMMIT.”
And on the tenth day Hugo gave us an OTP who died together and YOU FUCKERS KEEP WRITING FICS WHERE GRANTAIRE ALONE SURVIVES.
OH GOD I’M HAVING AN EMOTION ABOUT THIS. i look at this and i see clint sitting in a coffee shop a few days after the attack. and he knows he just fucking knows that phil is gone. but no one has had the balls to tell him yet. so he pretends that everything is fine and goes around his day to day ignoring the increasing hole in his chest. and natasha finds him. and she can barely even look at clint. and most definitely can’t make eye contact and see the cold emptiness there. and he doesn’t want to look at her he doesn’t want to make this nightmare real. but natasha is strong enough for the both of them. and says the words clint’s been trying so hard to scrub from his imagination. and he just fucking breaks.
JESUS FUCK WOMAN I WAS ABOUT TO REBLOG TO SAVE THIS TO MY “TO-FIC” DRAFTS FOLDER AND THEN I SEE YOUR TAGS AND NOOOOOPEEE
AND THAT IS LITERALLY MY HEADCANON
LIKE CLINT HAS ALWAYS HAD TWITCH FINGERS AND ALWAYS MOVING, ALWAYS SHIFTING, ALWAYS DOING. IT’S LIKE ALL OF HIS ENERGY THAT HE QUIETS AND STILLS WHENEVER WAITING FOR THE RIGHT SHOT COMES OUT WHENEVER HE ISN’T HOLDING A BOW. HE IS ALWAYS FIDDLING. EVEN SO, AFTER PHIL DIES, HE BARELY TOUCHES HIS BOW AND THE TWITCHES AND FIDDLING GET FRANTIC, DESPERATE. NATASHA NOTICES, HELL, EVERYONE NOTICES. IT’S HARD TO NOT HEAR THE TAPPING ON THE TABLE OR THE CONSTANT CLINKING OF A SPOON OR FORK. IT’S NOT NERVES: IT’S PURE SUPPRESSION OF EVERYTHING HE FEELS. HE WANTS TO RUN HE WANTS TO HIDE HE WANTS TO GO WHERE NO ONE KNOWS HIM AND HE WANTS TO DROWN HIMSELF IN EVERYTHING THAT REMINDS HIM OF PHIL AND HE WANTS TO BE ALONE BUT HE KNOW HE CAN’T BE ALONE - IT’S TOO DANGEROUS.
AND HE’S GETTING COFFEE, TRYING TO DO HIS ROUTINE, TRYING TO STICK TO A SCHEDULE. AND HE CAN’T. HE’S SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE FOR WHOM THE SUN STILL RISES GOLD AND FOR WHOM THE DAY STILL SEEMS BRIGHTER THAN THE NIGHT. FOR CLINT, EVERYTHING IS NIGHT AND EVERYTHING IS DARK.
HE ALMOST BROKE HIS CUP.
BUT NATASHA TOOK HIS HAND. AND HE BROKE INTO SOBS INSTEAD.
I just got a crapton of Chuck Norris/Phil Coulson jokes from fanfic-delivery-chick and it seemed like the kind of thing I should share with you:
Superman wears Phil Coulson underwear. Coulson isn’t afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Coulson. If it tastes like chicken, looks like…
Phil Coulson counted to infinity. Twice. Phil Coulson’s smile once brought a puppy back to life. Phil Coulson can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Phil Coulson doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Phil Couslon can divide by zero….
“Welcome back, sir”
T////////T Definitely my expression since the S.H.I.E.L.D. news! omg how could i explain my pheelings and every every tweets from Clark Gregg were so beautiful I CAN’T!!! (Want to group-bear-hug Joss & Clark so hard right then!)
I’m really glad to have you back..Coulson, REALLY!
…Now I can’t stop yelling ‘COULSON LIVES!’
While details about ABC’s Avengers universe spinoff S.H.I.E.L.D. are still quite scarce, the pieces are coming together… with an interesting twist. Today, according to IGN, ABC president Paul Lee confirmed that S.H.I.E.L.D. is indeed set AFTER The Avengers.
Has your jaw dropped yet?
If not- this might do it: it was previously announced that S.H.I.E.L.D. would star none other than Clark Gregg, best known as everyone’s favorite Agent Phil Coulson.
Now given these two facts… do we dare to dream? That Coulson may have somehow survived The Avengers, to see the light of a new day? Only time will tell, readers, but my heart beats a rapid staccato at the thought."
OHMYGODOHMYGOD. I hope this is true.