There are two kinds of people in this world: People who admit they find Aragorn unspeakably attractive and LIARS.
(Source: thegoatrodeo, via starksexual)
Hi, name's Alice, you can call me Gondolin, like the city. 21. London. If you want to tag me, I track gondolinmaid.
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SuperWhoAvengerLock Omens & Les Misérables (There was a dead prostitute in our duet! [x] & France before pants) have taken over my life. Look, I even have a Les Mis family now!
about me + fandom list & tags & ships
SuperWhoAvengerLock Omens & Les Misérables (There was a dead prostitute in our duet! [x] & France before pants) have taken over my life. Look, I even have a Les Mis family now!
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DO YOU EVER JUST GET UNREASONABLY EMOTIONAL OVER LORD OF THE RINGS MUSIC
(Source: gondors, via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)
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(We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.) TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.” Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?” TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.” Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…” Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.” TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.” Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!” (Everyone starts laughing.) TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.” (Everyone groans.) TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.” (The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.) Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?” TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.” (The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.) Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.” (At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’) Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!” (The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.) Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!” Entire Class: “MAAATH!” Professor: “MAAAAATH!” Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!” Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!” (The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.) Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’” -
hands down my fave bit of rotk is when the ring’s been destroyed and mordor is like collapsing in on itself and sauron is freaking out
but all he can do is swivel his giant eye around
he’s like guys
what’s happening guys
GUYS
I THINK MY TOWER IS COLLAPSING
GUYS IM SERIOUS
LITTLE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED
#911 what is your emergency #YES THIS IS THE DARK LORD SAURON #MY FORTRESS AT BARA-DUR IS COLLAPSING????? PLEASE SEND HELP
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I was gonna pick a favorite
but they’re all my favorite
same
I wasn’t gonna reblog this, but then the Loki gif- help me I can’t breathe-
“And my sass”, oh my GOD.
I AM NO MAN.
Everyone else go home.(Source: old-vibrathor, via distelhawk)
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In which Legolas takes after his Ada and shows up 15 minutes late to every battle with Starbucks.
(Source: tokidokiloki, via starkoholic)
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Aragorn is 87 years old. Legolas is somewhere between 500 and 3000 years old.
THE HOTTEST OLD MEN EVER.
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