“The people who run E! Online have asked me to comment on the final round of their so-called “alpha male” contest. Well, first of all, let me say it’s ridiculous that anyone would pit me against my dear friend Jensen Ackles. E! Online, you should be ashamed of yourselves for conducting this perverse poll!
And, to forcefully demonstrate my disgust with your sadistic enterprise, my mother and I have devised a sort of boycott: We are each pledging to vote only 10 times in the final round! I hate to be this harsh, this punitive, but there are times when you must make your voice heard.
And, not to go on a tirade, but how could you put poor Jensen through this??? It’s as if you’ve pitted a world heavyweight champion against an amateur featherweight. It’s actually quite cruel, like throwing an injured lamb in a cage with a hungry tiger. I mean, unless you have incredibly old-fashioned ideas of what the term “alpha male” means, it’s pretty clear who comes out on top. I’ve included two photos to decisively illustrate my point…
(see pictures above)
I humbly request that you terminate your poll immediately. I hate to see my friends hurt like this.”
Oh my God. Misha is perfect.
The scale I use to describe how similar an actor is to a character doesn’t have any numbers. It simply has Misha Collins at one end, Robert Downey, Jr. at the other end, and Vin Diesel smack in the middle.
I made something for you.
I love you.
WEST IS LIKE, “DAD, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. THE FANGIRLS—I MEAN… OUR SLAVES WANT TO SEE YOU WITH YOUR SHIRT OFF. SO JUST TAKE IT OFF. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. FUCKING BUTTONS. HOW DO I. OMG WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?! LISTEN HERE, YOU STUPIDHEADS, YOU BETTER COME OFF OR I WILL SMITE YOU!”