LADIES of Thor: The Dark World

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thormovies:

I don’t know how I’ll go to back to bed tonight now. 

Am I the only one who’s excited for some glimpses of Darcy?

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montselovesfood:

tomhardigans:

#it’s like thor is at a salon having his hair done #with his sassy gay best friends

 #YOU ALL ARE SURE THIS WILL PLEASE JANE #please her? oh she will be more than pleased when she sees you big guy! #we’ve never steered anyone wrong. you can totally and complettttttttly trust us #*sassy gay laugh*

THE TAGS OH MY GOD

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So my friend pointed this out to me…

arlenexii:

meghaltow:

Can we just take a second

to appreciate

the fact that

Thor

has Loki’s horn motif

engraved

in his vambraces?

A sign to commemorate a fallen comrade/brother in arms/friend. If you notice in Lord of the Rings, Aragorn took Boromir’s vambraces after he died, and proceeded to wear them for the remainder of the series.

THIS IS GREAT YOU GUYS, OKAY?

Asdghhgfrdsyjkjhgfhnbgfdhhgf
HELP I’M TRAPPED IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!!
***dying whale noises***

(Source: nerdasmic, via butterfliesonmywrists)

sjax001:

Just bring him a chocolate shake.

(via billiondollarsuperhero)

noemail:

stereobone:

homovikings:

i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president

ohmygod could you imagine tho

“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”

“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”

(via mira-of-sassgard)

vardaesque:

gofuckyourselfchrishemsworth:

EXCUSE ME SIR I DO NOT THINK THAT IS THE PROPER WAY TO CARRY A CHILD

SIR

SIR

im crRYING

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my-wayward-captain:

nick fury tho I’m crying

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lovelynobody00:

pernillo:

sword-meets-rose:

lokisprisoner:

elegantbutstrange:

sleipnir-lokison:

tacotheshark:

If we shipped Steve and Sherlock we could call it CapsLock

AND ALL THE FANFICTION WOULD BE TYPED LIKE THIS

Which means Thor will have written it.

I LOVE TUMBLR.

YES THIS SHIP.

I LIKE IT.

ANOTHER.

STEVE GRABBED THE ALL-OBSERVING MAN, AND WITH THE PASSION OF A HUNDRED WARRIORS, THEY ENGAGED IN INTIMATE MOUTH TO MOUTH ACTION, MUCH TO MY PERSONAL SATISFACTION. 

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consulting-time-captain:

remyreaper:

seispassaros:

Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways.

And, of course, the Captain America 40’s hair.

this is perfect.

THIS is how you do genderbends. There is NO reason to sexualize their costumes or their poses unless you’re going for a porn thing (perfectly acceptable). The only costume that’s really been changed at all is Bruce’s and all they’ve really done is exchanged the pants for a pencil skirt. Not a mini-skirt. A pencil skirt.

Also the fact that Nat’s costume is completely unchanged on the male version just goes to show how little the original is sexualized, despite what people think. It’s figure-hugging, yes. So is Cap’s, so is Clint’s, so is Tony’s for that matter. Hulk strips down to a pair of ripped shorts, for christ’s sake. It looks like her butt is emphasized because Scarlett happens to have a bangin’ ass that looks good in a cat-suit. If she had a flat butt, it would look flat.

Okay, I’m done.

This is abso-fucking-lutely brilliant. Especially everyone’s hair. 

The decision to keep Fury bald is just amazing. One thing about super-ladies that really bothers me is that they always have this mass of hair that is just begging to be grabbed by some assailant or getting in their face. Lady Thor’s braids are also fantastic, very true to Norse tradition, and Lady Tony’s hair is perfect.

I REALLY LIKE THE HAIR

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Avengers (1963) #5

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If he be worthy…

theavengersheadcanons:

Once, when Thor was visiting the Shield headquarters, he carelessly put Mjolnir down on a stack of papers. Agent Coulson had to get the papers, so he simply picked up and moved the hammer, inadvertently proving himself worthy. Thor was stunned, but truthfully Coulson was more concerned with the fact that the papers had been wrinkled in the process.

Submitted by ishdakitty 

Submission #2076

theavengersheadcanons:

The first time Thor chewed mint gum then drank water, he spat it out and ran out of the room screaming.

“FROST GIANTS HAVE CLAIMED MY MOUTH AS THEIR DOMAIN WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?”

Loki laughed.

Submitted by rosesareredandangelsarewhite

Submission #2123

theavengersheadcanons:

Peggy Carter married late in life, to a divorcee. Her step-children are an accountant and a baker, respectively. And one of her grandchildren is certain poli-sci major attached to a research project in New Mexico…

Submitted by winsomewalter

Submission #2163

theavengersheadcanons:

On one occasion, and one occasion only, Thor dropped Mjolnir on his foot.

He’d rather not speak about it.

Submitted by valendoom