WEST IS LIKE, “DAD, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF. THE FANGIRLS—I MEAN… OUR SLAVES WANT TO SEE YOU WITH YOUR SHIRT OFF. SO JUST TAKE IT OFF. HERE, LET ME HELP YOU. FUCKING BUTTONS. HOW DO I. OMG WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?! LISTEN HERE, YOU STUPIDHEADS, YOU BETTER COME OFF OR I WILL SMITE YOU!”
His name is West Anaximander Collins. And like a bee, he can smell fear. Unlike a bee, he likes boobs and needs frequent diaper changes. I like him.
Finally found the name tag. It’s “Maison Marie Collins” pronounced “Mason.” She’s basically a trained assassin.