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tell-me-about-that-dream-where:
“Cap, not for nothing, but the last time someone looked at me like that, I got laid.”
ABORT SUPERWHOLOCK. SUPERVENGERS. AVENATURAL. WHATEVER. DEAN AND TONY ARE SO SIMILAR, TOO AND THEY WOULD BE BEST BUDDIES AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THEIR SOCIALLY AWKWARD BOYFRIENDS.
Note to self: stop screaming, it’s the middle of the night. And stop with the capslock, too. I’m writing to myself, it’s even worse than talking to myselt. God.
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Honest to god, this was meant to be PWP. I have no idea what happened. It’s now 1400 words, with barely any porn. This is my first time writing porn, and the first time I’ve posted fic since the 12-years-old shit that I will die before I let anyone see. Oh god, I hope this doesn’t suck.
Title: Haha, What Am I Doing?
Author: imjustheretolurk
Fandom: The Avengers
Pairing: Steve/Tony
Summary: The thing about Tony Stark, is he’s had a lot of sex.
Word Count: 1400 words
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Gay sex, rimming, unbetaed, first time posting anything
HOLY SOMETHING.
There goes my brain. And my panties. All my favourite kinks rolled in silk sheets. Literally.
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Because Tony likes to tell Steve his feelings while his back is turned and then run away.
“Bitch, I’m fabulouuuuuuuus!”
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/throws mafia-verse at you guys featuring possible mob boss steve
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don’t look at me
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“How much did I drink last night?”
“Enough to dance with me in front of everyone.”
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jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarvis:
captain america is actually just a big baby
Best thing I’ve seen on tumblr in all week.
Where Steve & Tony are parents and Steve is a baby hog.
“Steve, stop hogging our baby and let me have a turn.”
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